DISQUS

Ad dude · 1 year ago

Whisper to your clients that the "creatives" are very sensitive and won't do their best work if they're criticized.

Barry · 1 year ago

I'm going to sue whoever put this up. Don't think I don't know how you got your mitts on this. Mark my words, this secret will never get out. I'll see to that.

whatsonnews.com · 1 year ago

How about giving them freebies? I think that will do.

hehehe. LOL.

angel · 1 year ago

remember that you can bill time for "creative" breaks to the pub for more inspiration

Hourly biller · 1 year ago

Tell them it takes at least 3 weeks to "concept" when you know in your heart that whatever you show them will have been thought up and shat out in under an hour.

AgentV · 1 year ago

Adagencies + $

admanifesto · 1 year ago

Same or different?

Sideways Thinking · 1 year ago

Dare we mention the ever so popular Agency Philosophy,
"You never listen to the client... they are clueless. We tell them what to do!

Fahd · 1 year ago

Awesome, but what is the secret agenda behind this website?

the dude · 10 months ago

Is it so secret?

linda · 1 year ago

Most likely the client came to because he/she has no imagination what-so-ever which makes it easy for those that do. I like to sit back and throw-up eight or ten scenarios that knock them senseless. Then it's just a matter of how much time you want to devote to their idea and charge them for the moon just because "you're worth it"!

Otter · 8 months ago

When all else fails and the key account is teetering on the brink, put the client's president in the spot. That way, if sales continue to stay flat, it couldn't possibly be because of him. Then he'll throw more money at media just so all the blowhards at the Club will walk up to him on the putting green and say, "Hey, Al, saw you on that commercial last night during the football game. Lookin' sharp!"